that drag queen yelled at him and touched me to make him jealous and said things like this is what a real man feels like. it was a thrill.
curled up in a ball on my bed listening to my "cuddle with a boy" playlist. prettty high.
well isn't that the pot calling the kettle a make out whore
I thinking of taking all of the pics of his dick that he's sent me and making a calendar.
chugging beers on the train. people are staring. I would be offended if it wasn't 8:30
I had to keep telling myself 'you can't be mad at him because you peed on him'
Late night whataburger runs are great, except if you're the one that gets left black out drunk puking in the backyard drinking from the water hose
Are you good with a knife? I need someone to perform amateur surgery.
So we were in bed when his brother walks in, walks over to me, fist bumps me and says he just wanted to say hi, then leaves...so random lmao
She answered the door wearing a basket, said it was the only clean thing she had.
Wound up hungover. Visiting 4 y/o nephew suggested cookies and milk and playing Kirby with him with the sound down. This kid is going places.
i'm high and self actualising, please send help
I licked your asshole in confidence.
i thought this was a perfectly normal conversation between two adult men about why this children's cartoon is quality television but no you just gotta be talking shit again
It’s just hard to believe you really care about me when u haven’t touched my dick in 2 months
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