You guys sftrill at mcdondalds?!!!!
Yes.
fuckin bring me a cheseburgeria
I plan on offering nudes to any guy that wants to give me notes from the past five weeks of class
I'm ready for my liver to be the last casualty of 2009
i dont know, i woke up and he was going down on me. i guess i can save his number
judging by the pasta sauce and dirty pans i spent my blackout being emeril
Great I'll forever be branded as gym slut at the new gym.
not much sitting here stoned eating my little sisters halloween candy and judging each individual hersheys candy bar and after much deliberation by the selection committee the original hersheys chocolate bar won
He wasn't eating out, he was performing a hysterectomy without a license....should I be worried about my future family?
Apparently getting dressed is an all-day activity.
We don't know where he is but he left his pants and what appears to be a tooth here so he's gotta come back sometime
I told my manager I was trying to conserve my energy for date night/Sexual Olympics later. That's legit for another break, right?
I had cheese pancakes which is pretty much just melting cheese in a frying pan and then eating it except youre in denial that your life is a wreck
Hes back in his dorm room dancing naked with 3D glasses on.
and he said that acid doesnt really do anything to him...
Listen all we did was not even pretend we aren’t each other’s type and live together and constantly encourage each other to get laid for 6 months.
Idk how it devolved into us fucking.
bonging vodka is the same level of "good idea" as eating machetes
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