420 ftw
I have a hot bod, but my face sucks, what can i do?
so i'm sitting in his room drinking tequila from the bottle and watching harry potter. he's jacking off to some porn a couple feet away from me. at one point i look over and see that he's watching me instead of the porn. please help me figure out how warped it is that i found that romantic
So you coming over for some grilled cheese and head?
wait so...it's like an actual thing to masturbate using the detachable shower head? WTF I thought I was being creative!
The port-a-pottys are knocked over so I have nowhere to sleep.
She makes me want to eat babies and throw kittens in pots of boiling water.
She dresses cool and she's mean. And she has fake boobs I feel like I can relate to her on so many levels.
I'll pay you to write the paper but not for sex. You should only get paid for something you work hard at.
I love spring semester, so many high school girls visiting that think I'm the sexiest man alive just because I'm in college
Aren't you gay?
IT'S NICE TO FEEL WANTED DON'T RUIN THIS FOR ME
DISHONOR ON YOU. DISHONOR ON YO FAMILY. DISHONOR ON YO COW
He's so twisted that he's acting out Dragon Ball-Z by himself. The Tanquray and THC combo doesn't play around.
No judgement. Sometimes you gotta twerk on a legends face.
My gay card got upgraded to platinum status today.
I feel like a pile of chihuahua shit that got eaten by a Great Dane who puked it up and then set it on fire.
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