Deadliest Catch is NOT foreplay
I just dont think you can meet a stranger after youve heard them cum through the walls though
Your lack of great college experience of margaritas and foam parties scares me
I want to take my head off and cuddle with it
Maybe it will forgive me and stop being an asshole
no dude I'm not doing anything bad to her...remember she's always the DD she has blackmail material on literally all of us
All together there was 318 cigarette butts in the pool... And my microwave.
All i'm saying is it doesn't matter how drunk you were, at 26 years of age you should always remember to take down you pants before you shit in the toilet
Sadly he is straight as an arrow that is designed by a robot computer from the future with lasers.
This saddens me. Mostly because I want to see the schematics on that robot.
What drugs are we doing when you visit?
The correct answer is all the drugs because I just found out they have glow in the dark bubbles.
Yeah but then I feel like it's worth it like bro you just stabbed me the least you can do is get me a fuckin otter pop.
So I found out me and this guy I was drinking beer with tonight both got lactated on by the same stripper. We're milk brothers.
I found one of those wine glass confetti bits in my ass crack.
Seeing my ex post concert Snapchat videos as an Instagram really reinforces that I made the right choice...
This is a long quiet interstate without somebody to sext.
Convinced if I was being murdered in my house no one would come and save me. If no one heard my 10000000 orgasms last night, there is no hope.
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