STUCK IN CAPS. WANA GET AFTER IT TOMORROW?
Did you know that cab drivers don't take quarters for payment? They don't even like it when you ask.
So J keeps drinking his last bit of drink, then spitting it out and drinks it again. Savor the flavor?
idea:have a jello shot stand(opposed to lemonade stand) to raise money for spring break
note to self... there IS such a thing as having too many birthday shots...
VODKA 4LOKO BEER NOT IN THE CLEAR
How do you feel?
Like the devil himself shit me out, baked me into a pie, ate the pie, and shit me out again.
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
Oh god our sink is a cavalcade of horrors. Brb sacrificing a goat and putting everything in the dishwasher forever
You were telling me last night 101 proof was nothing and you needed 400 proof or better yet military or marine proof, because you're marine grade.... You rascal.
I'm puking in a turkey pan....
Quick question. How did my clothes end up in your room on your bed and I end up outside your room naked on your couch?
To confirm, you are a grown ass man and you just asked me what her vag looked like.
I don't think you understand...I'm really good at getting drunk
Be happy for me... Or horny... Or be a really good friend and feel what I want you to feel. Jealousy
I kinda wanna drive through the Gator bar parking lot and seeing if my panties are on they ground, they should be right next to my pride...
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