had another sex dream about alec baldwin...
You know you are bi when you flip between the NFL Network and LOGO.
i used the pictures of vaginas in your biology book to jack off.
That's why they call him "the cheesegrater".
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If he really loved his girlfriend then he'd wear a condom when he fucks me.
I hate that he uses me for something other than sex. What does he think I am? His girlfriend? Ha.
I was literally convinced that the turkey wrap i was eating was keeping me alive. And i couldnt have been happier. That high.
I posted my balls on ericas instagram. It got 17 likes.
Also this freshmen guy is talking about his gag reflex and no one is making blowjob jokes. I have no faith in the next generation.
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The ONLY reason I am doing laundry is because all my sweatpants are dirty.
All this studying of HIV makes me want to have sex with you.
I have hobbies that aren't destroying myself and others...i can make hats.....
just had a woman ask me to donate my eggs so that her baby could look like me. don't know whether to get a restraining order or be flattered. thoughts?
Welcome to your 30’s, where every one night stand is most likely with someone’s father
I'm like the kinda excited when David After Dentist stands up in his seat, screams, and collapses
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