Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
I think I get why guys like boobs so much. I just motorboated myself and it's fun. My boobs feel soft and squishy on my face.
I don't care. I'm going to fuck John's friend and it's all your fault.
You kept saying "sir officer" which would have been polite and helped you if it wasn't a female. She was pissed.
I will fight anything that is not spinning right now
Just beat off to internet porn while talking to my mom on the phone and eating a cinnamon roll. U have 5 minutes to get on my level
After it was shut down sean literally made out with four separate girls between the 100 feet to our house. It was a rampage.
Yes, I have your ice luge mold. I'll do a prisoner exchange for the beer bong
Fell twice in five points. on my face. literally during a cross walk. The cars just went around me. 21st birthday memories right there
Don't blame me. I told you I didn't know if I had a key to those hancuffs.
I'm sure you're still partially crippled from thar blow job on Saturday, so I understand it's probably difficult to text.
Anyways, he came over at 3:30 am and ate me out while I ate pizza on the counter
I could have been on my second lucrative divorce by now, but nooooo, I had to be a strong independent woman.
Listen, some people have dreams, some people just want to cock slap a kangaroo
Pro: 2020 made it easier to hook up with strippers
Con: explaining to Kari why there’s always strippers at our house
Pro: there’s always strippers at our house
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