we have pet lesbian snakes
that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
We did like every position then did it again this morning. Something about him being the little boy i used to make sand castles with just made it way hotter.
well done
maybe tonight we can turn coloring into a drinking game
New moon trailer came on. Theater booed. I love these people.
He was sweet. He even warned me that his dick curved, and I quote, "more than a banana."
so now that i'm sober i just want to apologize for violating your back seat...... on a brighter note thank you for playing the little mermaid song "kiss the girl," really set the mood.
no, forget the keg and come see this. prego pants here is dunking chicken nuggets into pudding and crying over a cat show on animal planet.
Jesus just hopped over the fence with a rack of coors. How's your Halloween?
you said "this ones for the homies" and proceeded to pour the shot into your other cup instead of the ground b/c "good liquor is not meant to wasted no matter the circumstances"
So she just had an emotional breakdown over a birthday card with a peacock on it. Yeah. She's pretty drunk, but we made it home safely.
blowjobs from left handed girls are noticably better than from righties. these are the most important things I've learned this semester
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
It smells like grilled cheese and sexual frustration
I know I may be showing my age by saying this but this is the first time I have been eaten out in the parking lot behind the Clairmont Inn since 1990
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