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• (504): View more from Louisiana

  Mind blown. Apparently, it's PRErogative, not PERogative. I blame Bobby Brown.

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• (301): View more from Maryland

  the only reason why im excited to go home for break is to finally eat real fucking food and have normal bowel movements.

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• (605): View more from South Dakota

  We played Russian Roulette with a revolving Nerf gun. If you shot yourself in the face, you had to drink.

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• (269): View more from Michigan

  i am devastated. she was DTF and I was about to puke, i told her to wait outside my room for a second. Puked. Passed out woke up, she was gone. Found puke stains on my keyboard that seem to spell out youporn....

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• (978): View more from Massachusetts

  I am scared. I picture you doing a keg stand on a sinking ship with hula girls cheering you on. Please text me when you get back to shore...or now would be good

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• (443): View more from Maryland

  she was laying naked in the stream looking for "ribbays", which is apparently drunk for frogs.

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• (415): View more from California

  Just threw up in nordstroms while shopping for moms bday with dad. He distracted workers for me. No more tequila

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• (+44): View more from United Kingdom

  Where are you, who is in my bed, why is he wearing a spandex onesie as underwear, how did i get teethmarks on my forehead, what are we doing tonight?

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• (410): View more from Maryland

  That white girl was surprised to see orange pubes around my black cock. Happy Halloween!

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  21 People Tragically Stumbled Upon A Dead Body

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• (206): View more from Washington

  You rubbing siracha on a cat with your feet is the opposite of what I want.

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• (931): View more from Tennessee

  Drunk you assumed that me saying I thought squirrels were cute meant for you to trap one in my car by luring it in with ham. You're going to hell for this.

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  My mascara kind of smells like tequila to me...Is this my body crying for help or asking for a shot?

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• (913): View more from Kansas

  Jager makes that raccoon appear... The one that shits in a basket in my living room.

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• (603): View more from New Hampshire

  I don't care if he's the coolest coworker, if he's living in his mom's basement at 30 you should not buy drugs from him

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• (425): View more from Washington

  Sex to movie scores is my best choice of the year. You've had an orgasm but have you had an orgasm with an entire orchestra.

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