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He asked to "fluff my boner.."

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(846): He asked to "fluff my boner.." http://tfl.nu/m6cj

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Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day)

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(650): Just FYI I rubbed poison oak on all your sheets and blankets so we all will know who you hooked up with (in about a day) http://tfl.nu/fh88

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HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24?????

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We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour.

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(209): HOW IN THE HELL DID YOU BLOW A .24????? (606 ): We were watching I'm a celebrity get me out of here and taking shots every time heidi said HALLELUJAH, and started spraying her hair with that stupid dry shampoo shit....and we only watched the last half hour. http://tfl.nu/y88k

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I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job.

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(678): I wish my grandma would stop using the phrase "he pulled out" when she's talking about her contractor quitting his job. http://tfl.nu/y0of

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He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed.

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(416): He did a double fist pump when he discovered the Magnums fit and skipped back towards the bed. http://tfl.nu/o4xt

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She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?"

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(516): She introduced herself and then asked "have you ever fucked a girl with a cast?" http://tfl.nu/g36q

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At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town.

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(775): At one point I was double fisting both beer & ice cream. I love public events in this town. http://tfl.nu/0gi3

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I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number?

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(415): I thought you'd have died of alcohol poisoning years ago! How'd you get my number? http://tfl.nu/po3x

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On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests

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(917): On second thought, trying to signify she was a butter face by wiping my bagel on her cheek may not have been in my best of interests http://tfl.nu/0vji

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So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan.

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(617): So much to do, haven't done anything except hook up with sailors and work on my tan. http://tfl.nu/ggx4

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Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch

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(216): Also just throwing this out there I don't think anyone who brings another girl back to your bed to share with you can qualify as a frigid bitch http://tfl.nu/pevt

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The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park.

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I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers.

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(770): The ranger made you choose between a ticket and pouring all the beer out since it was a state park. (770): I've never seen you that close to tears as you poured out 30 beers. http://tfl.nu/217c

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you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet...

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(617): you walked around drinking beer out of a plunger and telling people it was a goblet... http://tfl.nu/1uxq

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Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know.

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(740): Masturbating during the Olympics and cumming during the national anthem really is everything it's cracked up to be. Just thought you should know. http://tfl.nu/rt7w

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I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO.

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(850): I said his dick tasted like a Hawaiian Sweet Roll. And then I yelled MAHALO. http://tfl.nu/cc1e

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