dude, i just saw a bobcat while i was rollerblading this morning
1 dont ever text someone @ 8am on sat. 2 dont ever admit to rollerblading past 1992.
yes because when i jack off the first person i think about is christina applegate
yeah, we don't understand. the wings losing for guys is like girls finding objects in their body..just weird and sad
Please stop trying to convince people that you're retarded and I suck your dick in the same conversation.
WORST DINGLEBERRY EVER
i'm transferring to degrassi. i don't care that it's severely canadian. classes are five minutes long, there's no actual work and you can get oot of class whenever you want to go have a dramatic scene with someone in the hall
Horny girl and non horny girl have different views on life
all 3 of us brought blondes home last night. all 3 are passed out. we're gonna switch rooms and see how long until one of them notices.
Why are you seriouly talking to me about this when there naked pics of blake lively on the internet? Priorities man...
This is a test of Andrews drunk texting, had this been an actual drunk text, all the words would be spelled incorrectly and would be missing key verbs and nouns, followed by a request to not get fired.
I have no idea. There are 6 asians singing hey soul sister to me right now.
How bad would it be to ask my maintenance man for new blinds because the dude puked on those too?
Fuckin' raining men in my bedroom while I'm trying to drunk eat a rather large portion of pasta. Like shoo I already picked who I'm sleeping with. Pasta wins.
She asked me to dress as captain planet for halloween and told me she was gonna suck the pollution out of my dick.
No he can't come. I swear to gods he's "Why We Can't Have Nice Things" given physical form.