the guy I was hooking up with asked me if he could wear a guerilla suit during sex.
Hungover snowboarding. Puked off the lift and traumatized a group lesson for kids. Crash course on adulthood.
This is part your fault too. Don't tell me your dishes are unbreakable and not expect me to prove you wrong.
He paid me to blow him while doing a handstand. Does that make me a whore or just a budding gymnast?
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i love that feeling when you wake up and have no idea how you got back to your dorm or why you have mac and cheese on your cheeks and eyelashes in your mouth
Just peed on my foot. Thank you Sunday hangovers.
Try not to get arrested for it, but otherwise i support you
He's CUTE. and foreign
I'm going to crush up my last 7 Percocets into a fine powder and toss my popcorn in it.
We broke into her grandpa's pool at 2 am and I held my underwear out the window on the way home.
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I just want to pat him on the head, bake him some cookies, and reassure him that, someday, he will get laid.
I told a 250 pound football player I would catch him if he jumped into my arms. And that is how I broke my wrist
He found a way to charmingly ask me for a threesome and when I said no he made it sound like he was even happier. He's a fucking wizard
Lol. I get my husbands paycheck every week. Immediate deposit into my purse next to his balls.
Yeah because the only thing stopping you from fucking Emma Watson is you not being a Gryffindor
She's seen your dick through your pants. You don't need to ask