from all the glitter we used it actually looked like a disco stick
I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
No, I don't not want an upside down piggyback ride. You're drunk and there are rocks.
He just invited me over to bang on a sunday afternoon. If I can make it top the time I went to a strip club on fathers day then I'll consider it a success.
He played the same pre-sex songs as his brother...
He's currently surrounded by roughly 23 girls he fucked and never called. He may not make it out of here. Bar of doom? Or of redemption?
I'm convinced my penis is the only thing holding this relationship together.
I think they make you graduate because you get too old to go hard and become a risk. homecoming weekend wins again. fuck.
Your mom won me $100 and you showed me your tits. Solid evening.
you ate the make a wish sign. Like actually chewed on it. It was our solution to going outside when the cops were there
As a plus, I've lost 5 pounds in two days, so "party all weekend" is officially a valid diet plan.
Riddle me this: I can stream porn just fine but try and watch my college class and nooo it won't work
Be there in 4 minutes
He climbed over 2 rows of the cab and told some random girl we were riding with that he would be in the back seat if she wanted to have sex
You handed me your heels and said, "barefoot running is all the rage." Then you proceeded to run home.
Can you see if my straightener is in your refrigerator?
Yes. Its here..
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