she said "feliz nobby job" then proceeded to give me a blowjob.
All was going smooth until he pulled a condom out of his collection he kept in a Cheesy Gordita Crunch Box from Taco Bell.
We left an ass print on the piano.
Im drinking in homer but I guess Egan got arrestest on an "assault by water ballon" charge but tom actually threw the water balloon in question at the bartender.
I want to celebrate with you...
There's nothing I'd like more than a celebratory "The guy I'm doing just found out he's not a baby daddy" dinner.
Well for number 40 i would prefer to at least like the guy attached to the dick
Hope I didn't wake u up but I woke up and there is a shirt, boxers, belt and jeans on my balcony, along with a naked guy who claimed to scale the building
I'm thinking about slathering myself with peanut butter and going to the dog park. What's the worst that could happen?
Do you know what the cost code is for strip clubs? I'm filling out my company expense report right now
I either have a razor blade lodged in my throat or I've been drinking entirely too much Evan Williams.
Definitely but only if you hit on the 16 year old in the karate class as part of your waffle and gin fueled sexually deprived rage.
We just left the shoe. An app card to Fridays. $25 to santoras and a note that said sorry we were drunk on the front doorstep of the strip club
you can tell a lot about a person by the quality of their porn
I legit feel like I had sex with Joey Fatone. Is that weird?
Get here now. I need a drinking buddy. I don't care if you're in a different timezone, it'll be five o clock here faster.
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