So the bouncer told me I could leave the easy way or the hard way. I told him I was going to make him earn his 10 bucks that hour.
Apparently you chose the latter.
And then he told me he had the vodka, but he was still in line at WIC for the juice.
Just heard the new 'We are the world' ... Can I get my 10 bucks for Haiti back?
My new apartment is within walking distance of both the liquor store and the chinese buffet. This is either going to be my worst life choice ever or my best.
They are providing beer and having a margarita machine. This cannot be passed up.
After the VIP Latina experience at the strip club last night, I am rooting for Mexico in this years World Cup.
Is it physically possible to shit out my own bone marrow? Because if not, then I need to see a doctor immediately.
Its completely acceptable to go naked under my graduation gown right?
Some ppl might frown upon it but theyre prudes
the cab driver said that we weren't the worst shit show he'd ever seen, CHALLENGE ACCEPTED!!
I lost the back to your old name tag last night in a girls shirt. It got me a view of some titties though, I guess in some way you're still doing your brotherly deeds
Stop jerking off to vines my recommended list on YouTube is getting weird.
He sent me off with a naked dance ending in a meat swing. I don't think I'll be seeing him again.
How was your day?
Peaceful. I left the house to get paid and get fried chicken.
the good news is I finally used my captain america waffle maker to make captain america waffles
So. Much. Porn.
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