yup put them legs up on your shoulders and eat her like some folgers
eat her like coffee?
I just woke up on my kitchen floor using a yellow pages as a pillow and surrounded by plants that used to be in the garden around my apt building, can't wait to see the security tapes for my eviction
He tried to pick up a girl by telling her about his homosexual experience in high school.
im at a loss of words.... a stripper is dancing to a Justin Bieber song.
You stole her bday cake and shared it with drunk strangers on the street.
Good cause the way I see it, we are down to DAYS left of college so we should have as much naked fun as possible. And Jenga really facilitates that.
we boned then he told me that he had a thing for my gay roommate. worst night ever
The cops walked in to class and arrested 2 guys for possession.
A small child is toddling around the store, holding a coloring book and a shot glass. Thinking of you.
Called my dealer in tears and we talked for an hour until I felt better. That's the way it should be.
He was humming "here comes Peter cottontail" while unbuttoning his pants. Happy Easter to me
Why can't I come over and snuggle you and make you lick my boots
Burritos, beer, and hot tub sex. Merry Christmas to me.
The cop looked me right in the eye and apologized for cock blocking me.
how am i in montreal? thats like a 3 hour train ride. i remember nothing.
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