I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
She's the rare girl who loses weight and gets uglier.
1 stripper is 160/hr. 2 strippers is 280/hr. it would be fiscaly irresponsible to only get one.
just had sex in his gielfriend's bed, and puked all over it. i need to get out of here.
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yeah, and then after the convo was clearly over, my dad decides to scream "SIZE MATTERS" just to make things even more uncomfortable.
I just can't bring boyfriends home.
he just asked if we wanted to go to an arts and crats club with him tomorrow. every day it becomes harder for me to defend his sexuality
We still need to grow old, buy a house, and drink 40's while wearing old people sunglasses, staring at the young studs mowing our lawn.
I feel like somebody ate me, then shit me into my bed.
Just had to hide the fact that I'm not wearing underwear from my 7 year old niece.
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That's what tomorrow is for. It's like bloodletting. Except with shame and liquor.
If you magically turned into a tall white gay guy, ignore this message. If not, then I'm sure someone has your fb password.
My dad is blowing up my phone with pictures from the midget wrestling match.
So I've decided that blue balls for lesbians is rainbow balls and the struggle is real
Who brings a stripper to breakfast at the dining hall? What was the plan? Impress her with his meal plan?
Is there a sexuality term for 'only wants hatefucks'?
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