i miss vodka and anonymity. college is so rich in both. in college we are a many armed creature, lubricated with beer and sex.
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I put my bosses number in my phone as "Do not call," I shouldve known my drunk curiosity would overcome any desire I had to keep my job.
again?
5 am is for sleeping. Or getting railed on by a stranger. But never for fundraising. Get real.
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Don't you ever say "drinking at 2" as if it's a bad thing again. I'm asking you as a friend here.
Well yes but because of that incident i now salute to truck drivers
The fairy wings and cowboy hats were not the issue. The bag of cocaine that I held in the air as we drove in the parade might have been.
Life gets in the way of sexy Saturday sometimes
Alas my dad DD'd me. Legit cock blocked to the highest degree
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YOU DESERVE A GUY WITH A NORMAL DICK DONT SETTLE FOR ANYTHING LESS
You can get gift cards to the liquor store! This changes everything.
Why do I have a separate credit card just for booze? Because I saved enough points so Saturday we are flying to Denver to smoke legal weed and fly back in the same day.
I got horny for like a second but the eggplant snapped me out of it
I can count on one hand the number of good things that happened over the past year.
someone stole my phone at the bar last night, naturally, it led to me waking up in the bartender’s bed
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