She looked like Sean Connery with cleft lip. So to answer your question, yes I put it in her butt.
Lady next to me is getting american flags airburshed on her nails. god bless the ghetto.
don't tell her this, but while we were doing it doggy style I picked up my phone and changed my status to "who let the dogs out"
hey can i play with your boom stick tonite? I'll let you shoot the love of jesus in my face.
come over
I feel like I should put "don't judge me" in the special instructions for the pizza guy.
You're in the clear; you and Andrew did not joint fingerbang that girl on the dance floor last night.
She told me a motorboat isn't successful unless they come out gasping for air. MISSION ACCOMPLISHED!!!
Lest we forget our veterans. Also that two years ago I lost my virginity on this day in a hot tub. Go me for being the worst person on earth.
So I've been thinking about this, and I've decided my bed is magic. Every time I change the sheets, a new boy is in my bed. I own the Sheets of Dreams-if I change them, they will come.
You have not lived until you've had your brains fucked out on a broken down Tunnel of Love ride. Life is good.
You owe me beer. On another note, I made out with the ups guy at work today ....
If he sends me a dick pic so help me god.
Celebrated Veteran's Day by getting a Marine (who just got back from deployment in the middle east) drunk and laid for the first time in 6 months. #Murica
got some info she was last seen with some guy wearing goggles
No, he came home, unscrewed all of the lightbulbs, and threw them in the sink.
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