i was shrooming and she was sobbing. i was trying to be sympathetic, but i could see the veins working like worms under her skin. and then her face stripped down to the muscle.
what was she crying about?
i wanna say it was the lack of skin on her face but maybe she lost her job.
i think 'regret' was last night's theme. i could taste it in my mouth and woke up next to it.
Yeah I guess I was Pocahontus. If she were a trifling drunk who hung out in her undies, with possible brain damage.
I think in growing up..I've been having a hard time masterbating to fictional characters
I told them I was gay and asked them to pass the pie. I ruined pumpkin pie for grandpa.
Oh please tell me that I'm sleeping in your shower and not the neighbor's again
I took an adderall. This is weird. My eyes are really wide open and I am really good at staring. I've written on 9 peoples walls and updated my status. I am getting shit DONE!
Ya I painted "STOP TRYING ANAL" on her headboard. I'm sick of listening to her whine through the wall and bitch the next day.
Okay. We're coming naked. We need Saran wrap and plastic forks.
Hey dude. I've got a mini fridge in my closet now so we don't have to worry about getting drunk and falling down the stairs on our way to get more beer.
Because my vagina is Ellis Island. All foreign penises must be presented for inspection and competency. God bless America.
Get ready tonight we are going to get drunk and pierce my nipples
I accidentally sent my dad a very explicit Star Wars fanfiction and he replied with "That was great!"
Your girlfriend agreed to a threesome, I saw dogs in a bar. It seems life is falling into place for us
Lol I'm just saying its too early for your penis, I can accept it but at a more decent hour
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