I'm so horny!
I'm so hungry
WHAT A TERRIBLE REPLY!
For your pussy...
um i just realized that some of the people at my family reunion look inbred. thats not a good sign.
hahaha beady eyes set close together? defs inbred.
my dads cousin just put a cig in his dogs mouth and says, "look its a commercial for newport!" holy hell i hope im adopted.
I will give you vagina for bag of have'a corn chips.
some people wear their heart on their sleeve but you just wear your vagina on your face.
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Well, of course, to the untrained eye I look like a slut.
you can't just make up for the fact that you broke up with me by tagging yourelf in my embarrassing facebook videos of you
Buying weed with grant money. God I love college. No other time are we presented with these opportunities.
WHY AM I THE ONLY ONE CONCERNED ABOUT THE SEAGULL IN THE OVEN
I was scared I had HIV after last time so I'm not gonna do it again
But he was really hot
Glad you don't have HIV
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I have a big to do list for you. Number 1 - me. Number 2 - drink wine 3. Talk my ears off. 4. Me again
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
Oh, and let me go get some popcorn, watching you make your own decisions should be quite the shitshow.
how early is too early to start drinking over the gilmore girls revival
Also my roomates are going to be gone till sunday. Make correct decision here
Quit calling your parents your roomates
I gotta do like a month's worth of catch-up personal hygiene today in prep for Christmas so extended family doesn't ask if I'm depressed.
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