Solid performance last night. Wanna be fuck buddies?
playing new game: drink everytime u see someone at the beach with a tramp stamp, double if u guess it before u see it, triple for male tramp stamps
warning: blackouts possible when playing in ocean city or anywhere in new jersey
She announced her abortion via fbk
Alone. In an inflatable pool. Drinking vodka and raspberry lemonade. I don't need approval as much as I need to know you love me still.
dude i feel like at any given point 3/5 of that family is trying to fuck you
Dude I need help. What word is complimentary, but sounds like "chunky"?
you started looking at my couch laughing and saying to it "she thinks I'm talking to you" then proceeded to laugh and talk to the couch some more.
We'll I told him I wanted to keep it PG last night, but then later I asked him to take his pants off. So i'm guessing it was my fault.
so exactly what is concert sex etiquette? Before, during or after???
all of the above
sometimes u just have to say fuck it and help a straight sixteen year old break into her uncles gay bar.
You just kept screaming "COME GET ME OFFICER, MY ALLIGATOR MEANS BUSINESS" while swinging a beanie baby alligator at him.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I would reevaluate a bf who is happy with other guys doing me.
his penis was like the majestic horn of a unicorn and I came like a million trumpeting rainbows.
So on a scale of 1-10 how mad would you be if I sent you a picture from the inside of a strip club
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