there is no way he can be that small
look on the bright side he'll over comepensate
At what point in time did you decide the pot head with Taco Bell was more important than all your friends.
At about the same time you guys weren't burritos.
Dude i'm seriously thinking about his nipples.
At what point in your drunken state would you actually believe that the cops wanted to party with you?
I am in his childhood bedroom and I feel like his trophies are applauding me and his stuffed bunny is disgusted with me. Did you know he was a mathlete?
I didn't talk to any girls wearing masks because I wanted to avoid making the big mistake of making out with my sister.
Doc gave me something stronger than Xanax. The pills have your last name imprinted on them. This cannot be coincidence.
Can we put this graduation on the shelf figuratively and go drink
by the way whatever wisdom you imparted upon me last night was lost to whatever i smoked out of a beer can.
My 12 o'clock class is an all star team of my ex's hook ups
I'm pretty sure that's why we have such good sex because we are secretly trying to kill each other
Okay Im still jerking off but now with the Reality of Law School Looming In The Distance
he has pokemon bedsheets but his dick is huge so i took one for the team
Did you happen to find my bra? I'm pretty sure I still had it on before we left that bar
And tell your penis that we can hang out tonight for sure.
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