Walk of Shame. In a state park.
We were doing it doggy style, and I puked on the floor and started crying, he told me it was okay his cat would eat it... and if it would make me feel better we could do anal...
And they lived happily ever after....
She called it mighty mouse.. And from there it was down hill
we found you standing over and eating out of my neighbor's garbage can
my mom just found my flavored lube in the basement. she gave me a lecture about how "giving head is degrading" omg i feel sooooo bad for my dad
If i theoretically had to put an iv back in what do I need to do?
Hypothetically going to the gym on coke was a good idea
Nah its cool some of my cousins have fucked the same girls and brought them on family vacations and everything.
Then she looked me straight in the eyes and asked me if I missed my foreskin. Weirdest conversation ever.
Apparently he walked into the room and started yelling at some huge hairy dude to get out of my room. Except it wasn't my room... Because he was on the fourth floor.
Dude at one point I lost you only to find you sitting in the bushes eating pizza.
I WANT TO JUMP IN TO A VOLCANO
He finally left. I didn't introduce him to the roommate. The sex is bad. I don't want him to feel welcome
Well I'm glad your Saturday night went a lot better than mine. I spent mine crying in a McDonald's parking lot.
Just do what I do and listen to your vagina. She’ll growl when she smells good dick
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