This is clearly one of those "A hole's a hole" situations
We just picked up about 540 lbs of women....
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
remind me not to puke in the mesh trash can tonight
Going to pass out with da shoes on. hugging wallstreet journal from tuesday. please check me for liveliness in the morning.
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
doing shots of $6 a bottle whiskey and chasing it with milk. my own personal way of saying fuck life.
I can't talk to her. I know entirely too much about her genitals to hold a conversation without mentioning them.
She's cute, but batshit. Like some kind of dominatrix disney princess.
Hey, if I'm gonna bastard a child and ruin his life, I'm going balls out.
IM FEEDING MY CAT ALL THE HAM
You can't play that off as role play thing. You held my hips and kept yelling "put a baby in me!" That shit ain't cool.
They were out of soap so you started calling yourself a dirty bitch
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
No, I didn't meet up with him! That's when I had chlamydia.
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