We are surrounded by old people. Heavens waiting room for sure.
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just peed on my pajamas. Its gonna be a long night. Don't forget the cookies.
Idk, it's Grover wearing a sombrero. Do I need a reason?
This is great- I found hangover detoxifying bath salt online. It flushes out the alcohol. We need this.
Bring your friend that fell asleep in the bathroom for my friend.
They said I was more of a mess than the German. I have achieved the unachievable, you may bow down to me
You came over, called every girl Comrade Heather, and then declared that you were an Eagle, and we were your young.
So all in all, a good night.
I see your walk of shame and raise you a day in jail wearing a girls old workout clothes.
Explain the King Dong next to my face.
He carried around a bottle of jäger the whole night and when everyone thought the cops came, he started doing push ups in the middle of the floor cause he said it calmed him down.
my entire left arm went numb
you need to get that checked to make sure you're not wired to have strokes instead of orgasms
He was the only one not on Xanax so he holds the key to what actually happened last night
She bruised my penis again. But, trooper I am we kept on going.
they were drunk. and loud. and now they're drunk and quiet. or dead, you never know.
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