He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
I'm dying. Please wear something slutty to my funeral.
Cumbucket.....OH MY GOD THAT COMES UP AUTOMATICALLY NOW!!
I caved and texted him. But it's strictly drug dealing business so it doesn't count.
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How am I a tease?
Dude you flashed me ur vagina and walked away.
ONLY PART OF IT.
at first i was worried but she assured me her frail vegan body would have no chance at conception.
Idk how she did it. Either she watches freakier porn than I do, or I really need to go get tested.
Yeah, well I just made $600 while taking a shut cause two diff clients called while I was in here. Tell me being a lawyer doesn't kick ass.
They wear helmets and mouth pieces when they drink...u down?
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If for no other reason than to cuddle with that puppy, you have to hook up with him again.
Its official, if she bites your dick through your jeans, ya'll go together. A lesson you shouldn't have to learn after the fact.
I know you are gonna wanna ask a lot of questions but when we are home I need to cover your face with deli meat and photograph it
This country song on the radio just had a rap break. What. No. Why.
And if you put this on Facebook, I will drop live cockroaches in your mouth while you sleep and then smother you with a pillow.
You always say the most romantic things
Not going to make it tonight. Some cougar at the bar just told me she has dibs on my dick.
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