Be careful down there, Shane may have pooped on the carpet.
No matter how fun it seemed the night before you will always regret taking those pictures, you will always regret eating as much as you did, but you will never regret the great lengths you had to got to get those bruises.
bad to tell him im pregnant over fbook chat?
My STD test came back clean. I'd like to thank all the guys I've slept with, they made this possible. I want to say thanks to all my friends, for believing in me living up to the full slut potential. And last but not least, I'd like to thank alcohol. I wouldn't be who I am today w/out you. I feel like I need to frame this...
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We took up a collection and paid her $50 to eat a piece of meat. Vegetarian morals trumped once again by cash.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
He gave them shots of purell and called it "acid rain" jello shots. They took them.
I hate freshman.
Just did my hair and make up at mcdonalds so we're in the same boat.
Yeah someone just put a trash bag that says "use protection" on the snow penis
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someone just drove by blasting livin on a prayer and threw like 6 bagels out the window... was it you?!
Yeah dude. Pulled out the couch and a bird flew at me. Please tell me who put a bird in my house.
You don't understand. This could be the last time I shave a star into my vag. Get over here.
That man deserves a slow clap... He defied the power of the vagina
I need to be more functional. That doesn't mean I'm going to drink less, I just need to wake up and shit
She asked me to tell her the three words every girl wants to hear so I whispered "I play hockey" in her ear.
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