Well douche your snatch and let's go!
ok, his religious views on facebook are madonna lyrics. we no longer have to wonder about his sexuality.
At least my shower head will respect me in the morning.
Just got blown on the bus in front of abot 20 ppl. Lots of high fives.
Well, if they're both my boyfriend.. Then i cheated on both of them.
You guys need to get along, there is no need for a pissing contest...We're all fucking each others ex's.
The difference between you and me last night was that I didn't remember getting into the cab and you didnt know we were in one.
it's graduation. he's gonna get congratulations slash emotional i cant believe youre leaving me sex.
She seriously left me for a guy that likes his own statuses on facebook.....
This morning I found four opened yet full beers on my desk and my towel rack pulled off the wall and in bed with me
his first act of 2015 was getting stabbed
We drove through Taco-Bell on our way to the ER
is it bad that I see hot guys I wanna sleep with as challenges instead of actual people?
yes. but it works for you
I'm surprised this is your first encounter with pepper spray. surprised, and somewhat proud.
Pooping to opera.
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