No, I'm a firm believer in "Swallow or it isn't love."
I've come to realize time passes slowest when I'm sitting in class, waiting for microwavable foods, working out, & giving head.
His car is carseat is compatible. I checked while we were banging in the back seat...
He poured all of the vodka into the sweet tea and said that tomorrow it would be called 'surprise drunk.' then we had sex.
You three are like the Bermuda Triangle for morals.
you trust me enough to eiffel tower a girl but don't trust me with a mallet wtf happened to our friendsship
dude this night sums up my single life. naked, crying, and covered in honey. i need to get laid.
Can you explain to me why there are fake boobs glued on my chest?
Jäger goes great with personal crises and receding morals...
Oh I'm definitely going to hit on her, there's no question about that. What I meant by playing it cool is I'm not going to mount her on sight.
Buying a new bed right now. My options are limited because I need to be able to be tied to it.
Anyone would get lost in that field after that much vodka. Trust me... I kind of feel like superman considering I even made it home. Most people would've been face down in a random oilfield. Not this guy.
B. I found a note on my phone and all it says is 'Fuck yeah im a racecar'
well, shes hot as hell, but she does keep saying she's the president of the loch ness monster's fan club, so that's kinda a red flag...
I got a gay guy to motorboat me. These tits could change the world, I'm telling you.
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