some dude just recognized me causeg he had a pic of us making out onvhis phone
She said I was really immature but whatever...oh by the way we just bought a toilet and turned it into a beer bong so come over
I got my half for the rent already.I called the cops on the drug dealer neighbor and got a 500 bucks as a reward
Waitress cut us off at Chili's bar. New low
dude she has hot friends.. do you want blonde brunette or red head.. maybe asian?
what is this build-a-bear? .. just gimme one thats breathing
before tonight, i was terrified of what tequila would make me do. but all it did was make me hook up with a movie star. sooo basically tequila's my new fave
the story is to long to tell you via txt so when you notice the tattoo on your ass call me.
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Well I went on a freakin rampage and destroyed a fan and claimed that it wasn't doing its fan duties... Then I knocked on everybody's doors in the hall and asked if they were content with their fan's performance and if not I would take care of it...
tonight were gonna drink champagne and watch girls put themselves in awkward position
After my mom met Tanner, she literally turned and said "he's from old money, top of his class at Emory, already has doctors courting him for jobs and judging from your vocal performance the other night, he's gifted in bed. Fake a pregnancy right now"
I come from her. Holy hell.
Thank you for deleting me from Instagram. Also, I'm carrying your child. Happy new year!
you licked my face then when I finally got you to the bathroom, mid puke you said you liked the taste of my foundation.....you weren't drunk at all....
Tbh I would eat a grilled cheese off your dick.
I just don't know how to say "I want to have sex you with before you graduate" in a classy way
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