Who goes to Church hungover
Those who weren't lucky enough to go still drunk
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
After I tried for five minutes to hang my beer from the coat hanger in the bathroom , I have realized I am drunk
Sundays have taken on a whole new meaning when I'm not in bed with an excruciating hangover.
So I put about 15 worms in the cuervo bottle. I don't think that's how it works but I feel like hallucinating by 11am
I asked you if you were ok and you said "dude I'm fine, I'm in the recovery position"
I need to make a 'no kissing' rule for my casual hookups during cold season...this cold is so not worth it.
This hurricane better not stop me from sitting on the stoop thurs & enjoying all the slutty costume walkofshamers
There's green glitter on my nipple rings. #mardigras2013
When do you want to get tanked and forget our entire college education?
why does drunk me think that doing things like throwing up on my desk and all over my 15 page lab report is okay
Dude i'm still drunk and i'm feeding a raccoon cereal from my bedroom window
But truly, sorry about your empty vagina
Thanks boo.
lol hangovers are for mortals.
I need to stop adding people I want to bone on LinkedIn.
..... starting now
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