how can u be prego again
I'm at a bar that has girls so awful looking even you would not have sex with them.
Well... I doubt that.
i just rode the bull and i see vomit in my future.
I never want to see another naked old woman again.
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even in the morning, she still thinks my british accent is real.
The most interesting things happen to you when your pants come down. I truly envy you.
It happened again. Now theres even more baby powder and its all over the place, I'm not cleaning that house.
He kept surfacing with a delighted look on his face, guessing different types of food to try to figure out what makes my pussy taste so good.
Its funny that cleaning up pieces of water balloons and shot glasses every morning is becoming a routine
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Mike is worried about me going on a cruise in June without him....how cute he thinks we are going to last till June
Shit ive learned: when going out to a party, always wear a bathing suit underneath just in case theres a pool with a roof next to it
I totally left my shirt at your house. Also I think I high fived your cactus last night
how do you expect me to pass the time when I'm too old to be jailbait but too young to legally drink
I'm about to order this penis-casting kit so text me within 5 mins if you're not down
I'm at her wedding and she managed to get every single one night stand I ever had in her wedding party. Why does she hate me?
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