: south campus drug res life name erik. Love, tran
mark tries to be a total badass to make up for the fact that he's a poor man's pete wentz
i went through the entire semester and only just now realized there's a girl in my history class that i've hooked up with.
ok, just found out the kid i had random sex with in April was on wheel of fortune so i can really no longer say i regret that night
Seriously? He's going to use MY birthday sex as the opportunity to ask if he can pee on me?!? I let him, but wow talk about selfish.
No seriously stop! I feel bad for him. It isn't even big enough to make fun of. It's so small that it's like a disability.
I thought monday through wednesday was a YOLO free zone.
I like how my motivation to lose weight is so I can wear a nude bikini and get covered in body paint for the tribal party. Priorities.
Strangers are buying me shots and I got hit on by lesbians. How is it only tuesday
you slapped the bag of goldfish out of her hands and screamed, "BITCH THIS AINT NO AQUARIUM". That's how fucked up
We tried to do sophisticated last night, but our low class kept shining through.
For whatever reason, whenever she's drunk off Crown, all she wants to do is jerk me off with her feet.
"Because this is an ongoing legal matter" is how his morning after sex text began. So...
I just had a 10 minute staring contest with my dog. Can you come over?
uh why is my bathtub filled with kool aid? or is that blood?
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