I swear coke makes your nose hairs grow out of control
if i died would you start the facebook group?
Let's pretend this is a good idea before I change my mind.
I am telling you that nothing wakes you up like stomach acid exiting your nostrils at 10AM
i'm out of college. that means no more sex on a twin bed. ever. i don't care how big his dick was. i'm classy like that.
i'm drinking margaritas from a pouch...really dont think i'm in the position to judge anyone...
She told me my dick looked like a baby seal wrapped in a sleeping bag.
I had a drink called "the white nun." It tasted like Marshmallows, and celibacy.
You yelled to anyone that tried to help you "I have a burrito, what else could a girl want?"
I m a li title tea p or short and sto u. T.... Here is my haaandley
C ANGT CATCH NE IM THE GIBNGER BREAS MAB
AND HOLY SHIT FLUBBER IS ON NETFLIX
You called it motorboating but you just snot rocketed into my tits.
Nothing makes the walk of shame as great as disapproval from a mom getting ready for work
You got your ass kicked outside KFC on Tuesday
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
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