found out what b.m.t stands for.
what did you think?
bread, meat, tomatoes, but then i realized that could be practically any sub.
Do u think she knows her nickname is the oompa loompa
Just bummed a recreational vicodin off my friend's 40 year old boyfriend & am hoovering a breakfast sammy from costco. And I don't have a boyfriend because why?
a mothers knocking is a guaranteed boner softener
he likes ron paul.... that's all i'm going to say....
he clicked a button a stirrups came down from the ceiling... if I don't come home by sunday, report me.
oh fat girl friday strikes again...
you just started pointing at the light and whispering "star wars"
Do you think the Slutcracker will use the original score? I'll be so sad if they don't.
The drugstore has summer clearance. I bought you a little mermaid bucket. Now your hangovers will feel more like childhood adventures.
Sexiest use of a semi colon this week, congratulations.
You just kept yelling "you ain't got no pancake mix." to the tv screen
How's the party?
I'm watching two people get flogged. Sothere's that.
THE SUN DOESNT SET TIL 647 YAAAAASSSSSSSSSS. Goodbye seasonal depression hello regular depression
he had a cock ring. i orgasmed before he even put it in
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