maybe we dont have boyfriends because we dont have tans
nobody understood you. You kept speaking french and hiding shit in your boobs
I just found 22 drunken videos and 4 naked pictures on my phone. We'll start the bidding at $5
WISH UPON A TAMPON
They constantly get farther than me.
tampons.
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The weird kid in front of me is reading an article titled "why don't i have a girlfriend?" the article then continues to talk about the mathematical equation for obtaining a girlfriend. exhibit a of why he is single
I feel like I'm a marionette being lifted around. Four Loko.
Also I'm sitting home alone with a big ass bowl of marshmallows right now just eating. It's so sad.
Do you have any pix of it limp? I wanna see the metamorphosis, like a cock caterpillar turning into a giant beautiful cock butterfly!
Who ever is in the stall next to me is crying and it sounds like they're doing massive amounts of blow too. Finals for your ass huh.
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I may have just made our entire microwave glow green. Like big green. Like spark and make me shit green.
Like worse than the time I blew up the microwave with the egg green.
My life is a video game called get the drunk princess back to her castle, thank you to all that participated
He says we're "annoying" but that's an odd word to describe a couple of heroic liquor saiyans
I decided to start over my porn collection by deleting the old stuff. That was a sad piece of a pie chart...
I feel you. I woke up butt naked on top of my sheets with a plate of cheese next to my bed...
He's just been a dick since he set his face on fire. I just wanted to eat a fucking hot dog.
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