Man, ugly runs in her family
yeah, big time
wow, i just saw a girl period all over the floor. get my shoes
got some bad news about ur virginity. she didnt make it thru the night
I just took a bite of a bagel at school and it tasted like weed. If I am high for my test in 2 hours I'm gonna kick someones ass
You know there's only so much I can do with a great personality.
We should live in a duplex and just hook up with randoms for the rest of forever and be animal hoarders.
i love that youre following in my footsteps.. pissing yourself on your birthday is an honor and a privlege
Like if a baby's bottom had nipples, that's how my boobs feel
DID YOU REALLY JUST GIVE ME A FIRST BASE SIGN
you walked onto the street in the middle of the 10K in your thong. it was a whole new kind of expirience.
bringing my vibrator into the shower with me. if I don't text back in 30 minutes I have electrocuted myself and died.
May the force be with you.
I have to go buy generic plan b after work. I don't even leave for the new semester for another 11 days. I think I just leveled up in sluttiness
I hope you get stoned and think that you're a seal in shark infested waters
The prescription the hospital gave me for pain and nausea doubles for my hangovers... Maybe I'll hit up the ER more often
yea i'll help you find a man. but, when I say jump, you say on who.
Randomize
