The elaphant ear plant popped a new leaf ! Wahoo !
Also, I'm sitting at a crosswalk watching two Mexican gangs fight each other. I miss you too. A lot.
just wrote on a church. and then stalked a boy, by the way, i fucked him. him being your friend, also, love tacos.
Just threw up off a chairlift. my life is now complete.
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There was a gorilla playing an accordion outside of my last final. I miss college already.
We already established this. No, he did not cum on the dog.
At 4am he sent "uree asss ize anmazin"
Why do you need me to cover for work?
I wouldn't say NEED but lets just say I smell like guacamole and semen.
We won 11 games of beer pong, and then I spent a half hour trying to get into the top bunk. Then i realized it was a cabinet in the bathroom
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When exactly does a bender just become a lifestyle?
Ultimate Fighter Idea. You and I both have unprotected sex with the same girl in the spam of days. Whoever the child belongs to, wins and that child is the ultimate ultimate fighter.
How high are you?
We were all in the pool and he showed up with a pitcher of margarita. Everyone swam over to him. He poured it directly into our mouths like we were a Sea World act.
Was I drunk or did Alex not show up with 100 rainbow Jell-O shots?
"We hooked up and in the morning he emailed me his mix tape"
I just don't understand why we can't have sex in the house. I'll come see you but I'll have to think about the barn thing.
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