U dropped me off n it hit me, i made it inside for exactly shit thirty on the nose, another minute n i would of had brown trowsers
You're my favorite asian/girl I've met here.
You're ridiculous
Your hot
Woke up this morning with one boob drawn on to look like the globe. Questionable?
The football player sitting in front of me just googled himself. Only 4 articles came up. That's why he plays at Utah State.
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It's hard for me to sext him when the picture i see on my phone when he texts me is his facebook default of him and his girlfriend.
just fought my dog for the chicken pie I dropped on the floor.
well once we started drinking vodka out of wine glasses there was no turning back
We need to tone down the drinking before our 7pm class. I don't remember receiving any of these handouts.
We should start a Help That Bitch Out Fund and split the donations evenly between you two.
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I blew him while watching the aristocats. There were singing cats in the background. I think he he hummed along at one point.
What does that mean when you have a child masturbating in your dream? Is that weird?
Based on your 5AM twitter activity I gather you found MORE FREE COKE??
I asked him if we could switch positions so I could watch the Olympics... I'd say date number two is a miss
He just texted me a video of him jerking off. He must really be looking forward to the Super Bowl.
A dozen naked frat boys in squirrel masks just ran by. Welcome to the official start of the holidays.
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