if you don't start talking to me i'm gonna tell your gf that you said she tastes bad
They say you shouldnt they say its no good for the environment in your vagina
his balls ACTUALLY tasted like nuts
We could sell used underwear with pictures of us wearing them.
We can talk tomorrow when we're both alert. My mind is somewhere else right now.
Where's it at?
In your pants.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
ok perfect im about to bedazzle our mini keg named hans. he is ready to rage
I was very proud of myself that day. I had an awesome time. I don't care if I negatively impacted others.
Sex last night was mind blowing. your wife is one lucky lady.
This is irresponsible on your part, leaving me alone in a bar.
He'd rather cuddle with his shitty little miniature dog than the half naked girl in his bed. I've lost all hope for him and my vagina
Holy shit, just saw a girl in the library smoking a bong disguised as a calculator
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
It's all part of my master plan: have him buy me all I can eat pizza and all I can drink beer AND THEN tell him there was no spark and we're better off as friends.
I texted her that I burned my tongue drinking coffee so it hurt to talk or kiss... How many points do I get for doing her without talking or making out first?
Randomize
