Yea and his cousin visited from central and i fucked her i was texting him at work teasin him about it but sent it to his mom by accident
Only in Montana can you find Septic Services that would display "Christian owned and operated" on the side of the truck. I'm oddly going to miss this state.
Herpes is a lot like Arnold Schwartzenneger. Because it always comes back. Also, because it is usually in some way in control of California.
she took her clothes off and my dick went from =====> to =>
Its like I instantly had a mental image of me in my mugshot.
Do you know who the random guy who just walked in to kiss me goodnight is?
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
Dude she broke four ribs, how does a 110 lb girl break four of my ribs during sex?! It hurts so bad but was so worth it
I want a calm night. Not one where I wake up to you topless and bloody.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
My roommate just walked in with a case of beer locked himself in his room and told us he was going to masturbate his feelings away...
The cleaning lady has moved my vibrator twice now so I would say I'm pretty ready to move out.
Im not sure if the cops that just came are strippers or actually cops
Became friends with a girl at work today until I realized we have the same taste in men. And I thought only I liked red-bearded fat men
The only food I have to eat is weed gummies and magic mushrooms... This is peak 34
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