You know, Peter Parker would not have been nearly as cool if he had gotten bitten by an ant.
tequila makes my crab dance SOOOO much better
It took you an unbelievable amount of time to realize that your ass was on fire.
They peed on our pledges last night... i dont know if i should put an lol at the end of that or not
Everyone was high fiveing on their a walks of shame home. God im gonna miss college life
She is singing the swedish chef song and throwing utensils. I love this place
I mean, unless you wanna just let me lie there while you fuck me and pour water into my mouth
Dude... I had a dream that I was getting high for the first time. I got to experience my weedginity again. It was glorious.
What do you expect from her? Do you remember that creepy man she dated who saturated a pillowcase in his musky cologne and mailed it to her and she still slept with him.
I was planning out a scrapbook to memorialize my affair.......and that's when it hit me, I don't make good choices. On the upside, the scrap book came out great and I am glad I saved all the gate passes from the airport.
I don't really want to explain what i mean by this so just answer yes or no. are 5 cows enough?
Oh god he’s a clown I fucked a rodeo clown
No, Ethan, handcuffs and friendship bracelets are not "basically" the same thing.
Idk if you own a vibrator or anything but it's not smart to leave it in dad's car for him to find :/
I don’t understand his energy
What? Nice? Lmao
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