forecast for tonight is alcohol, low standards and poor decisions.
He was from Iceland of course I didnt sleep with him, havent you seen Mighty Ducks 2???
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
The iPad is going to make my porn collection SO much more glossier... thanks steve jobs.
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You stood in front of a yellow Camaro and kept yelling at it to "Transform already!!!!".. yeah, I'd say you were pretty wasted.
my hippie aunt just sent me some brownies with a note saying not to eat them under any circumstances until finals are over. excited.
Aww you are cute. With your penis. And failures.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
i get drunk faster, i spend less money on food, and i'm losing a shit ton of weight. depression and its pills are doing wonders for me
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Have bite marks on my arm where my temporary tat was Saturday night. Did someone try to bite Captain America or something?
One of the many mysteries surrounding the weekend...
T minus 20 hours until we forget our names, find some city cowboys, and g&t into the night.
You keep making the old jokes & I'm gonna come down with a sudden case of low-estrogen related vaginal dryness..
Vodka Red Bull is like your spinach if you were Popeye
I've given up on the male species, I'm just going to be a lonely whore for the rest of my life.
It's a classy one I promise! Their toilets are cushioned an tier wifi is named hummingbird
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