I just heard a girl say "We can't go that way, it is a one way street." She was on foot...Nothing worse than girl from the midwest that move to NY to "live out their dream" -the dream of living in a rat and roach infested 200sqft for $2k a month, and get fucked by some recent Ithaca college frat grad...
i didn't know you could wash puke off of bras with a dishwasher.
i'm not sure what happened. i know i woke up on the floor of his bathroom, then had morning sex with him. dont remember getting to his apt. dont remember much.
morning sex?... maybe not a total mistake then? he seems like a normal person, so rare at BU
oh no, he's far from normal. i know his high school girlfriend. she's CRAZY. and he definitely deals prescription drugs. also. he had sex with me even though i slept on his bathroom floor.
I Think it is all interconnected. Emma caused most of the nakedness
I dont know, but the way you were flopping around and gurgling made me scared that you were actually drowning in the carpet.
NoShamevember. You game?
I've really become a household name at this fraternity. Mother would be so proud.
I'm in my math teacher's garage hiding right now because I fucked his son last night. It's fine
I will feel awake by 6 pm
Are we not meeting until 6?
No I'm just saying thats usually when my body knows it's time to party
she kind of stumbled up and said "Bitches be needin' stiches." i thought i could convince her to break a bottle over someones head but she fell onto her face and passed out before i could say anything
Typically a man doesn't buy a woman a drink in hopes of her laughing at his penis, but no one said I was normal.
That's because I've spent the past 21 years convincing my parents the only emotions I have are sarcasm and bitterness.
My debit card was between my ass cheeks when i woke up. i vaguely remember putting it there for safe keeping
so i put my jacket on last night that you wore last weekend, and reach inside the pockets and find them full of goldfish...
the snack that smiles back:)
Straight up just cock blocked my dad. Also this apple sauce is good.
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