She had a bottle of NAIR in her bathroom, but she clearly hadn't been using it.
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
He crawled in my bed this morning, ate me out, and even brought me a panera deli sammie for lunch at school. I don't care what he lied about, all is forgiven him.
BTW. If I show up really drunk and dressed a cowboy, don't be alarmed
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Last thing i remember is pounding jager and puking in that nerds george foreman grill. Then i wake up this morning with some random tooth brush in my mouth
Happiness was finding the hidden Gatorade in the fridge
it's almost 8pm and i'm still hungover. at what point do i alert someone?
he's a firefighter. like being a firefighter screams MY DICK IS HUGE SO I'M NOT AFRAID TO DIE IN THIS FIRE.
He pushed a skinny white blonde out of the way just to tell me "you have the finest ass, like ever."
I have never loved a nerdy white boy this much.
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I literally have nothing else left to cut besides my drug budget; the dark days are among us
Sounds good. I'm hoping to have my life together by next week but you never know I guess.
I don't even think NICOLE made a fool of herself last night...
your aware she lit herself on fire, right?
I get so sad when I watch him slowly destroy his life with whiskey and cocaine. Then he bites my neck and I just want to fuck him. I can't help it.
Damn. Looks like nobody I know is doing anything interesting. Guess it's another slut-it-up-with-strangers sort of night.
you started putting peanut butter on your pubes.
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