I have to get up uber early tomorrow. Which is why I started drinking early today
sorry if i was weird last night, had weird deja vu that we had done that before, i mean with the peanut butter.
we had.
well that explains the rash. i dont think i should see you again.
even my farts smell like vagina
What's the point in getting all dressed up and going when i'm just gonna throw up on myself by midnight?
you started keeping track of only every even numbered drink you had
I really need to stop drunk texting. My one night stand just agreed to go roller skating.
we played dirty jenga the drinking edition... some girl really just broke a rib? how do we even go this hard
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
All of her cloths were on our coffee table this morning. The only things she left with last night were her shoes and Scott
Found a popcorn kernel in my pubes... Time fir a Brazilian
I mean I want to go somewhere. I just don't want to put on pants or behave.
you kept saying how you wanted to mainline bacardi right into your bloodstream. medical school is doing wonderful things to your brain
also, sleeping with your chipotle guy sounds like a good idea until you want chipotle on your day off and have to look somewhat presentable to acquire said chipotle.
I agree with that homeless guy though, you do need a haircut
it was weird i started the party in just my underwear and woke up in my clothes
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