that's when I learned why R Kelly peed on that bitch
porn star on stage now. Get unkicked out.
Boxed wine mondays was one of our finer ideas
i swear, about 40% of my drunken life is spent having sex with him.
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i just found this napkin with your number on it in my jacket pocket. it reads amy, drawing of a wine bottle and a house
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You didn't even properly utilize my pigtails.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
So if her brother fucks my brother, can I just tell her that anal sex is in her genes?
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guy at the bar just asked how many cows we have on our land, then proceeds to ask me out. you know your from the country when....
I hope none of us try to run for public office one day
I look excited, but its just a facade.
Based on the conversation I'm going to assume you didn't close the deal.
It started going awry when I fell through a roof.
I just took like 30 condoms from the doctors office... no one can say I don't try to save my money.
We were totally high while having sex, I told him fast or slow, just follow your balls. That was a show stopper.
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