After last night I still want u
But please keep that on the DL
I will be home in 10 min. Dont be beating off on the couch
enter at your own risk
We named our party play list daddy issues
Nothing kills the mood more than a jesus song.
Oh god the guy I took underwear from at the bar is trying to add me as a friend on facebook now.
Well I don't know him that well so I don't think I can give advice. You should make him a cake. Or have sex with him.
I cartwheeled across every street... They tried to stop me but I bit anyone who came near me
You were crying because you hate wine coolers but you really wanted to prove you could finish it
How many of my tattoos need to be visible for an outfit to be considered "see-through"?
Bring scissors.....i think im gonna have to be cut out of this damn jockstrap
I'm so tired I just poured monster in my coffee.
And it tastes incredible.
And I have chest pains.
We're going to party like we don't have spanx on
You've slept with someone mentioned in the NY Times, that officially makes you the most famous person I know.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
I had to join a gym to keep up with this 22 yr old
Randomize
