Soap is not a condiment
I gave him a blowie and after he said he wanted to send a giftbasket to the girl we met through.
Thanksgiving. A stoners favorite holiday
I don't understand how anyone could look at him and think, 'Yeah, that's a good idea.'
All I remember is saying that "fire will make it all better"
I know you're on vacation but you should know I just walk of shamed through a hotel lobby while leaving a threesome on Friday the 13th. Fuck superstition, I win.
The number of people who end up getting laid as a result of the cha cha slide....is terrible.
Rule of thumb; if you ask me if my tits are fake you will not get to touch them.
Dude. You stood in a corner laughing your ass off while folding clothes, facing the wall. Yes, they were weed brownies..
Looking through my moms phone and find a pic if a dick. Scarred for life.
When we tried to make a video I set the camera to 3sec pictures accidentally so instead of a movie we have a flipbook of our sex.
Sorry I wore your bra during sex last night
I made him cum so hard he couldn't play video games for like an hour. I've never been more proud of myself.
havent showered in 2 days. just Febrezed my balls in the car before going into a movie alone with a 40 of Guinness.there isn't a word in English for how single I am.
Ran into my FWB on my walk of shame and went back to her place. Even my walk of shames are awesome!!!
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