The irony of calling it Pride is that you do things that no one should be proud of.
Confirmed. Vegetarians give terrible head.
Believe it or not, Travis and I simultaneously breaking beer bottles over eachothers heads was not a good idea.
You screamed "I NEED TO GET THE WHOLE SET!" and then proceeded to try touching everyone's balls in the room
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
People are stripping in McDonalds. Do I join?
YES.
i passed out twice in the shower, twice on the bathroom floor, once holding the toilet bowl and 8 times moving from the bathroom to my bed. Tequila sucks.
Apparently there's nothing on sonza for "giving a handjob while sunbathing"
She told me I should be proud of my dick pics, then told me she was in love with me, then I dropped her off at her boyfriend's. I was a new kind of failure tonight.
All I've consumed in the last 24 hours is cranberry vodka and kosher for passover biscotti
That's what happens when you party with the tribe
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
Like do I send him a nude to ease his mind off his brother having a stroke? I'm not very good with words when it comes to consoling... I would be a terrible mother.
He seemed genuinely disappointed when I told him I wasn't going to make out with him to Bring Me To Life by Evanescence so I feel like I've pinpointed the breaking point of this relationship
I woke up and found that i was using my computer as a pillow. i had 53 pages of random letters on Microsoft word
Drunk is a universal language darling
you woke up this morning in a laundry basket, only wearing rainboots.
Yeah. 11 people shoved in a clown car for a 1 hour party. I'm too old for house parties.
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