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ok, stay where you are, be there soon
I haven't shaved so I have to behave myself. I'm going to do this from now on.
Is it gay to rub my penis between my butt cheeks and pretend that they're tits?
Wow! You need to get laid.
someone needs to make a hangover cure that isn't cocaine.
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i think we should start 2012 by becoming clean and sober for awhile and buckle down
ppsyche im wasted where are you
They're showing aladdin at the bar my birthday is complete
She refuses to believe she pulled down her pants and spanked her ass in front of us
well it got awkwardly quiet so i looked up, slapped his stomach, said "youre the best!" while pointing at him, and went right back to sucking his dick.
Don't know why you're always hating on relationships. I've had chocolate pancakes accompanied by a blowjob and a blunt and it's not even 9 am. Time for mid morning shower sex. Enjoy your morning bong bowl alone asshole
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
He's getting me an energy drink and said good morning beautiful. He must sense i'm cutting him off from the sex.
God this is like a meg Ryan movie without the restaurant orgasms
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
Is that a question you really want to ask or do you just want to tell you that I can't walk without feeling like my legs are collapsing underneath me
I think his dick was bigger than his dog
This is the second time you've stolen a pet when you're drunk, given it back and cashed in on a reward...I think you have a problem
Gotta pay my student loans some way
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