my new favorite insult= "thundercunt"
Fuck?...well quicky, i have to study...unless you can read my book while i bang you, then it can last four chapters
I can be that talented
the couple across the street's about to bang. go get the popcorn and come join us.
so basically i'm the" little sister", he's the "big brother" and we just fucked
i think i can safely say that is the weirdest thing you've ever propositioned me with. so obviously my answer is yes.
Someone shattered a urinal.
Im tired as fuck but i cant leave him here like this i gave him the acid and i feel the responsibillity to put his mind back together its fun im an architect about to about to construct a whole new belief and moral system inside this soul. Talk about the best psychothearpy
This is kind of a weird question but were you the other girl Ben asked to do a group sex thing with?
There is nothing quite so awkward as watching topless bullriding with your mother next to you..
think I signed up for a 5k last night while blackout.
all I've ever wanted was a guy with twelve cats who will tie me up in bed
He yelled "I'm Bruce Springsteen!" when he came. This is why I don't sleep with guys from Jersey.
I feel like we'd have a lot of fun being drunk at a dog show.
But what we lack in money, we make up for in dry humor and drugs
At least I’m an “essential employee” and can still bang my boss. \n\nFingers crossed my husband doesn’t ask why I’m essential, the orgasms are too good to give up during this pandemic
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