Update: Discussing lingerie with my father. He likes sheer black things. Not into the colorful stuff I wear.
So there's 10 guys in this picture..I've made out with 5 of them. does this make me a slut?
eh 50% isn't bad..i'd say 80% is slut material.
She said i kept moaning her moms name instead of hers
Somewhere during foreplay he said something about me only being with two other guys... I just went with it cause we have never had that conversation...
You can't start the super bowl without starting a kitchen fire making cole slaw. Its unamerican.
I don't even want to know
Today's forecast: A sex tornado warning has been issued in your area. Counties affected include your bed, your shower, or your couch. This warning is in effect until further notice. Signs of a sex tornado include: your girlfriend coming up with a huge analogy to inform you that she's ungodly horny today.
I am alternating between eating dry cheerios and mint chocolate chip ice cream with a fork. Please love me because no one else will
I was wasted and the time changed. I blame the male strippers.
Some guy in the bathroom just took his shirt off and proceeded to tell me the story behind all of his stab wounds. That's what I get for making small talk
I mean it was fine and all but I just don't understand why a man would need all that Simon Cowell paraphanelia
All I know, is I had green sex and beer and got driven home. That's it.
this is a PSA to never have sex in a bed from ikea
I am going home. I have pee on my pants. Rachel is driving and I and drunk. It is not Rachels pee. It is my pee.
I think even the taco bell employees judged me
She should be a lawyer. She convinced her husband to give her a hall pass AFTER he walked in on her in bed with her ex-bf
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