Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
They wont let us in. Theyve some sort of no Daft Punk costume rule
You sent me a text calling me "cunt" while i was in the middle of dumping my bf.
So we're fucking tonight?
you'd think with how big her nose is she'd have a better smelling pussy..
my history teacher totally just suggested that we record his lectures and play drinking games with them later so that we pay attention to the material.
I'm at the cafe. It's 7am. There is a girl I don't know on my futon who tried to tickle me this morning when I got down from my loft. I also not wearing any underwear.
it appears as though my vagina has gotten the best of me again
Thanksgiving break drinking is a marathon, not a sprint, and i need to be well rested
I may or may not go. send a pic of a nipple so I know how much fun you're having
What's up with the fire hydrant in the laundry room?
if i do community service solely to impress a guy, everyone wins, right?
except your soul
I'm in the ER bruh, I went skinny dipping last night and a cat fish bit my dick.
The chances of me making out with someone next weekend are about the same as me not remembering it.
listen I need taco bell and an orgasm within the next hour. I'll leave the order in which you provide those things up to you
I woke up in a boat, with a life jacket on, tons of beer cans and no lake... I was inside a garage. WTF
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